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sushi-shi:

friend: what’re you looking at?
me:accordingtothefithamendmentidonthavetoanswerthatwithoutmylawyerpresent

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realarminarlert:

the nipple has arrived
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dajo42:

literally like. i’m not ~~~attracted to~~~ my friends but. they’re all attractive. like, wow. fuck. i am surrounded by hot people. i hope other people see how hot my friends are. i hope they see us in a group and are like “holy shit. so many hot people. hot as stars. that’s less of a clique and more of a constellation”

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that-of-a-rose:

//whispers
yaoi hands
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rainsnowhail sent: omni explain in detail what hair products you use

ask-omnipony:

shamp and condish

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my aunt came home from vacation and told me this story

indigoswankster:

defekait:

my aunt went to cape cod with her husband and brother and they went to the beach and she was flying a kite when this guy came up to her and said “ooh whatre you doing with that kite?” and being the sassy bitch my aunt is, said “im air fishing" without looking at him so he just says "…ok" and walks away and she looked over and her husband and brother were cracking up and it turns out she dissed justin timberlake

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okaymad:

when you try your best but don’t succeed

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theussenterprisencc1701:

budweiner:

barebackinq:

barebackinq:

im laughing so hard yesterday we found our front door open twice even though my mom swears she locked it and today she woke up with scratch marks on her chest lmao 

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This is like the beginning to a paranormal activity movie

#why the fuck are you laughing #run for your life

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joestarplatinum:

nagisasbitch:

you deserve a person who will look at you the way rei looks at nagisa

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exquisitekoi:

turnt-dirnt:

turnt-dirnt:

bill cosplay

*cosby

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deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous